I toiled away in the entertainment industry trenches for ten years before suffering a quarterlife crisis and going to graduate school at Syracuse University’s Newhouse School. I'm now a social media manager and strategist who works from home, hanging with the cat. www.karenwoodwardonline.com
Karen Woodward
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay…
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I ALWAYS FEEL BAD JUST WATCHING A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HELPING.
YEAH, WE ALL DO, BUT HERE WE ARE.
IT’S TRAGIC, AND YET SOMEWHERE IN THE WRECKAGE THERE’S STILL BEAUTY.
THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO POIGNANT.
Excuse me! This is Ms. Lohan’s private barbecue! How did you all get in here?
WHEN I SAY RUN, EVERYONE SCATTER.
PSSST. LOOK AT THE WAY CHARLES IS WALKING. HIS LIMP IS HILARIOUS.
AH OHWN DINK EW SHUH MAIG FUNNA HEEM. HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH.
WHAT?
AH SEH HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. EVER SINCE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT CAR IT’S BEEN REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
I’M GOING TO SHOOT STRAIGHT WITH YOU BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. SOMETIMES WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING I READ YOUR LITTLE DIARY OR JOURNAL OR WHATEVER THAT IS.
… I CAN’T SAY I APPROVE OF YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES, NOR YOUR DESCENT INTO FREAKISHLY DETAILED FANFICTION, BUT IF YOU COULD SOMEHOW GET THAT TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S PEOPLE I BET THEY’D THINK ABOUT FILMING IT. YOU’RE A HELL OF A WRITER, ERIK. THAT’S GRIPPING STUFF.
I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.
EAT A DICK.
I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.
YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.
I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.
MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.
I’M TWENTY.
IT’S UNNATURAL.
THEY TASTE BETTER.
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
IT’S TRUE.
BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.
THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.
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