Karen Woodward

comedycentral:

Don’t want to overstate it, but Stephen Colbert’s celebrity filled dance video set to Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” is the single, greatest moment in the entirety of human history.

These gifs are just the tip of The Colbert Report iceberg. Watch the whole thing here.

Can’t. Stop. Giggling. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I ALWAYS FEEL BAD JUST WATCHING A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HELPING.
YEAH, WE ALL DO, BUT HERE WE ARE.
IT’S TRAGIC, AND YET SOMEWHERE IN THE WRECKAGE THERE’S STILL BEAUTY.
THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO POIGNANT.
Excuse me! This is Ms. Lohan’s private barbecue! How did you all get in here?
WHEN I SAY RUN, EVERYONE SCATTER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I ALWAYS FEEL BAD JUST WATCHING A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HELPING.

YEAH, WE ALL DO, BUT HERE WE ARE.

IT’S TRAGIC, AND YET SOMEWHERE IN THE WRECKAGE THERE’S STILL BEAUTY.

THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO POIGNANT.

Excuse me! This is Ms. Lohan’s private barbecue! How did you all get in here?

WHEN I SAY RUN, EVERYONE SCATTER.

entertainmentweekly:

‘John Carter’ premiere (or, the moment we accepted Taylor Kitsch’s short hair)

entertainmentweekly:

‘John Carter’ premiere (or, the moment we accepted Taylor Kitsch’s short hair)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PSSST. LOOK AT THE WAY CHARLES IS WALKING. HIS LIMP IS HILARIOUS.
AH OHWN DINK EW SHUH MAIG FUNNA HEEM. HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH.
WHAT?
AH SEH HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH! 
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. EVER SINCE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT CAR IT’S BEEN REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PSSST. LOOK AT THE WAY CHARLES IS WALKING. HIS LIMP IS HILARIOUS.

AH OHWN DINK EW SHUH MAIG FUNNA HEEM. HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH.

WHAT?

AH SEH HE GAH HID BAI UH CAAH LAIG MEH! 

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. EVER SINCE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT CAR IT’S BEEN REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M GOING TO SHOOT STRAIGHT WITH YOU BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. SOMETIMES WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING I READ YOUR LITTLE DIARY OR JOURNAL OR WHATEVER THAT IS.
… I CAN’T SAY I APPROVE OF YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES, NOR YOUR DESCENT INTO FREAKISHLY DETAILED FANFICTION, BUT IF YOU COULD SOMEHOW GET THAT TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S PEOPLE I BET THEY’D THINK ABOUT FILMING IT. YOU’RE A HELL OF A WRITER, ERIK. THAT’S GRIPPING STUFF.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M GOING TO SHOOT STRAIGHT WITH YOU BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. SOMETIMES WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING I READ YOUR LITTLE DIARY OR JOURNAL OR WHATEVER THAT IS.

… I CAN’T SAY I APPROVE OF YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES, NOR YOUR DESCENT INTO FREAKISHLY DETAILED FANFICTION, BUT IF YOU COULD SOMEHOW GET THAT TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S PEOPLE I BET THEY’D THINK ABOUT FILMING IT. YOU’RE A HELL OF A WRITER, ERIK. THAT’S GRIPPING STUFF.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.
EAT A DICK.
I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.
YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.
I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.
MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.
I’M TWENTY.
IT’S UNNATURAL.
THEY TASTE BETTER.
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
IT’S TRUE.
BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.
THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.

EAT A DICK.

I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.

YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.

I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?

ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.

MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.

I’M TWENTY.

IT’S UNNATURAL.

THEY TASTE BETTER.

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

IT’S TRUE.

BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.

THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

popculturebrain:

The Avengers Get the Lego Treatment | ONTD

kick ass!